
No more fightin wit dad, no more restraining orderīlow her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you love her (mommy!) Ready now, here we go, on the count of free. We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the dock Here, you wanna help da-da tie a rope around this rock? (yeah!) That's why you can't get her to wake, but don't worryĭa-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake Mama's too sweepy to hear you screamin in her ear (ma-maa!) We're gonna take mama for a wittle walk along the pierīaby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong idea Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we pway Ninety-seven Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water

Her make goo-goo ca-ca? Da-da change your dia-deeĬlean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty Take a night-night? Nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga? I told you it's okay HaiHai, wanna ba-ba? Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin to climb out (WAHH!) She was bein mean to dad and made him real real madīut I still feel sad that I put her on time-out Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little betterīut for now we'll just say mama was real real bad there's a place called heaven and a place called hellĪ place called prison and a place called jailĪnd da-da's probably on his way to all of em except oneĬause mama's got a new husband and a stepsonĪnd you don't want a brother do ya? (Nah) Mama's messy isn't she? We'll let her wash off in the waterĪnd me and you can pway by ourselves, can't we?

It's just a little scratch - it don't hurt, her was eatinĭinner while you were sweepin and spilled ketchup on her shirt That do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fitĭon't play with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!)Īnd don't look so upset, why you actin bashful?ĭon't you wanna help da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!)Īnd mama said she wants to show how far she can floatĪnd don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat

Now I know what you're thinkin - it's kind of late to go swimminīut you know your mama, she's one of those type of women Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned over a skunk Oh where's mama? She's takin a little nap in the trunk Grab a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the car seat Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me And I'ma always be here for you (hey) no matter what happens
